The return of...

...unlicensed advice.

This time: Charlie Sheen.

Look, dude, I dug it when you were maybe enjoying hookers. And even blow. But it went too far when you started beating on your wife and she didn't even seem to mind. You see, you went from being a little out of hand to something violently tragic.

But you're on that wholesome Two and a Half Men and people say it's lovely (I don't watch anything "wholesome," sorry). And Denise Richards was so damn unlikeable in It's Complicated that I started coming around.

But you just had to go and beat a hooker erm escort porn star, run around naked, and just generally wreck shit. Then, you had the nerve to tell me you took a lot of over-the-counter medication.