Really, this is true

I'll start by saying that, if I read this, I would assume it was a crock of shit. I'm begging, begging, begging you, though, to consider that this could be true. Because it is.

My boyfriend and I stopped at a Rite Aid one night recently because I was out of pop and would, without a doubt, need one the next morning to help me wake up. I was goofing off at one of those blood pressure testy things when I heard a man make a hilarious inquiry at the pharmacy counter.

"You know what size?" It wasn't immediately clear what he was talking about.
"That's just regular," came a response. I turned around to try to get a peek at the item they were discussing, but was only able to see a pretty tall black pharmacist.
"It come in extra small?"
"No, just extra large."
"Hmmmm...I really small. I Asian. You extra large?"

I ran away from the pharmacy. Like booked it. I couldn't handle it.

A part of me thinks that it was some kind of prank and footage of me booking it is going to be on Tosh.0 or something. But man, it was amazing.

You were probably wondering

I recently got a great present from the heavens. MTV was showing a True Life marathon which included a little "where are they now" tidbit. Remember these guys:



Well, it turns out, they're still together. I know, right?!?! They've got another baby boy now and Mr. Staten Island himself is on the hunt for fame.

Yessssss!

I've got tickets to see Chelsea Handler in October.

Is it October yet?!?!