Really, this is true

I'll start by saying that, if I read this, I would assume it was a crock of shit. I'm begging, begging, begging you, though, to consider that this could be true. Because it is.

My boyfriend and I stopped at a Rite Aid one night recently because I was out of pop and would, without a doubt, need one the next morning to help me wake up. I was goofing off at one of those blood pressure testy things when I heard a man make a hilarious inquiry at the pharmacy counter.

"You know what size?" It wasn't immediately clear what he was talking about.
"That's just regular," came a response. I turned around to try to get a peek at the item they were discussing, but was only able to see a pretty tall black pharmacist.
"It come in extra small?"
"No, just extra large."
"Hmmmm...I really small. I Asian. You extra large?"

I ran away from the pharmacy. Like booked it. I couldn't handle it.

A part of me thinks that it was some kind of prank and footage of me booking it is going to be on Tosh.0 or something. But man, it was amazing.