You're annoying, LOL

The whole point behind blogging is to blow little things out of proportion in entertaining ways, right? If this is indeed the case—and I think that it is—then there’s significant room out there for me to talk about my myriad pet peeves. There’ll be a new category called, “annoying stuff.” And to get this started…

…Please don’t “LOL” unless you mean it. I know that I have occasional moments of comic genius, but I’m not that funny; we both know you’re not laughing out loud at everything I type or text.

Even more confusing to me is the use of multiple LOLs in sentences such as, “I can’t believe you did that LOL LOL. Man. LOL.” What does that even mean?!

“Why Miss Know,” you’re probably saying, “what should one do when something is truly funny?” How about remarks like, "That’s really fuckin’ hilarious!" Or perhaps, "Holy balls, that’s funny!"