Don't worry, Simon's real

I love the Housewives franchise and, in general, I'm a big fan of reality TV. But my biggest pet peeve of the shows is how much people talk about "realness." It's like none of them ever watched someone else on a show make an ass out of themselves doing it.

Simon Van Kempen, though, has taken it to a whole new level with an absolutely terrible song about how real he is. That's right. The only saving grace is that it's not a real video per se. It's just a picture of him with the lyrics, so you don't have to see him try to dance or anything. Thank God.